so, “is a cubs fan”

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

This is like the ultimate shitty Thanksgiving Dinner, with Hillary as the mom who’s had just about enough out of you, young man/lady, and Donald as the horrible drunken shitty uncle who says at least one ghastly slur per hour that causes a funereal hush to fall over the table, broken by inane chatter about the weather.

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I think his level of dry humour and sarcasm would go way over the head of the average Bake Off viewer though - everyone should definitely check out Travel Man and Gadget Man (both the Stephen Fry and Richard Ayoade versions).

If you get a chance, Richard Ayoade (especially with Noel Fielding) is hilarious on UK quiz shows, and he’s done a few travelogues and gadgetry series. I can’t get enough of his wit and demeanor, and like me he’s half-Norwegian.

Say it loud and often. We’ve got Pence fielding questions from maroons who want an armed insurrection (as if these soft, middle-aged, suburban types are going to hack it as weekend warriors) and a Kansas paramilitary group planning to bomb a Somalian refugee apartment complex and mosque the day after an election they…

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

I forget, did anyone do any investigation into that?
Was there any kind of partisan special prosecutor who laid out his case before the Congress and the American people?

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd

What possible “proof” can Trump be presenting this afternoon to undermine 7 different people’s claims over a stretch of 35 years?

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

Isn’t he a parent or grandparent? Has he ever met a kid before?

Newt Gingrich, a man who served one of his multiple wives with divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer, is a man eminently qualified to speak of Donald Trump’s character.

#Repealthe19th, ladies and gentlemen. That’s where we’re at now. This election season has gone so far below the bottom of the barrel, so quickly, that it has punctured a hole in space-time. It now dwells in a dimension that lacks even the concept of barrels.

Another woman came forward, a former writer for People:

If a colon blockage was given sentience it would be AJ Delgado.

To clarify, my sadness is at the likely number. At 70 years old, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump’s victims are about as numerous as Cosby’s.

Who is watching live coverage of this?? Jerry Falwell Jr was just in CNN defending Trump and it looked like Erin Burnett was gonna have a stroke. I am literally shoving buckets of popcorn in my mouth watching this shit unfold.