How could someone possibly not know that Howard U is a predominantly black university? lol I’m a white guy in Canada, and even I know that... I’d be calling shenanigans on that as well. I’m not all about violence or anything, but I’d say they are lucky that their hat being stolen is the worst thing that happened to…

Get well Baba, although he has become the quintessential grumpy old man during his lectures/speeches. Its a bit funny especially when people ask him obvious questions.

“I’ll ditch the body as soon as I have an Internet connection that’ll let me look at a map! Oh, hello, yes, I’ve restarted my router.”

To clarify - the better way to state this is that being put on hold may not actually be an accurate description. A good rule of thumb is if they tell you that you’re being put on hold, and the line just goes silent, you’ve likely been put on mute. The person can still hear you, and you’re still being recorded if…

My husband was asking why we hadn’t gotten any cherry tomatoes this year. We have, but between me and my son, they never make it into the house.

Cherry tomatoes go from plant to face, no washing the dust off, just sun-hot seeds squirting inside my mouth.

Beth. Vests are bullshit. The purpose of overthings is to insulate you. If they don’t cover the extremities they are pointless.

The Devil’s cucumber sounds like the title of a 1970s porn flick.

My secret is to eat them as fast as possible.

“But in the summer? You can wear a sleeveless hoodie.”