We only need to eliminate one.

We need more reviews of their services!

I'd love for the AVClub to renew DWP's reviews…

I'm still baffled they're making a Villain-Venom movie and not Agent Venom. It's, like, I hadn't even considered the first possibility until someone told me that's what they were doing.

I could only stomach, like, half a season of it.

Yeah, how come I never even thought about that…?

This should really be under the "Great Job, Internet!" section.

I thought Hemlock Grove's creators got word of the final season before making it. Was it left incomplete?

Why not do it. It should be gr8.

Well, it seems now I gotta thank that random troll that didn't shut up about the magic of groups of angry people united on the internet.

This looks… lame.

Doesn't matter. Given the history of the franchise, Avatar 3 won't come until 2029. Plenty of time for them to develop virtual reality movies or some shit like that.

I need Toretto and Hobbs to start kissing each other next movie.

What behind-the-scenes stuff? :o

Those disclaimers at the end are getting more and more complicated.

It's on my eventual plans =)

I got you one better. Get rid of all the cast and have Tatiana Maslany play them all. It'd be a wonderful movie.

Oh my god, I hadn't thought of that possibility. Now I need this in my life.

Ah, the gay agenda. At last we can move on with the next step.

To be fair, it actually got worse, now being "Mystique… oh and them too".