Friendly suggestion: edit the sentence “This 1998 ML320 asks almost have that” to “This 1998 ML320 asks almost half that”.

Any badge-engineered GM product in it’s Chevy guise. What do you need a GMC, Buick, Cadillac, and (formerly) Saab, Oldsmobile, Saturn, etc etc version of the same car for? 

I owned this exact car in a different color and, let me assure you, it was uninspired in every way imaginable. The rough shifting 4-speed automatic kept the acceleration lethargic and gas mileage exceedingly poor, the stereo was anemic, the handling sloppy (surprising for a Mazda), and it just didn’t feel all that…

M4, Pt II at the end of Mass Effect introduced me to Faunts, which is still to this day one of my favorite bands of all time. I think it fits the game extremely well and was placed perfectly in the end credits.

It looks like someone shoved a painted black Craftsman toolboxes in a fish’s mouth. Looks really painful for the poor fish…

1978 Subaru Brat. Because, well...REASONS!

1st Gear: I feel like I’ve seen Broncos on the road already. Are those just test drive-only models dealerships have to stoke demand?

Surprised to see no mention of the CEO and CFO stepping down from Lordstown Motors after the special committee review.

None.  There is nothing inherent in a car’s software than cannot be replicated on a smartphone, which would likely do it better anyway.

Wel, it least it couldn’t be worse than the touch pad interface they have now. 

Exterior LED lighting. If you’re going to do it, go all the way. It drives me bonkers when cars have most, but not all, of the lighting LED. Case in point: the current Honda Accord. The brake lights, headlights, DRLs, and FRONT turn indicators are LED. The back turn indicators? Halogen. Why Honda, why?!

The Audi R8 (oh, excuse me…Audi RSQ) in I, Robot, Cadillac Escalade in The Matrix Reloaded, and Chevy Camaro in the Transformers movies. Product placement hasn’t been that blatantly egregious since the absurd notion that Taco Bell would be the only surviving restaurant in the post-apocalyptic world of Demolition Man.

That little cubby next to the infotainment screen looks…awkward. I feel like they should have put the cubby below or just scrapped it altogether.

I am enrolled in this through State Farm and love it. While it has the occasional hiccup, it works well for the most part and encourages me to be a safer driver. It also doesn’t hurt that it saves me nearly $200 every six months on my premium!

Procrastinating on changing the car battery. I don’t recommend it, because there is a 100% certainty that it will fail to turn over when you have an appointment that you are already running late for.

Hands-free Bluetooth (bonus if it has voice command...and accurately responds to your inputs). So much safer to push a button on your steering wheel and ask your car to call so-and-so than trying to dial them from your phone manually while driving.

Yeah...no dice. I’m pretty sure the color is dark green with the dipped-in-gold badging that was so popular in the 90's and we all want to forget was ever a thing. Especially on cars that were gold or brown already...yikes.

Regardless of fuel remaining, I make it a habit to top off every time I go to Costco.  Their gas is always so cheap it just makes sense.

The Chrysler Aspen, which was a Dodge Durango but differentiated by the...Grill? Wheels? I assume they bothered to change the badging, but this was during the Daimler ownership days, so maybe I’m putting too much faith in that.

Nothing in St. Louis, MO...yet.  Costco is still selling gas for $2.49, so we seem to be dodging the bullet for the time being.