He has a PhD in psychology.

Yeah, most county jails are for people awaiting trail, or for people who have been sentenced to a year or less.

I have a heart condition, and no one ever told me to avoid saunas. That is, until I went in a sauna at the local spa. I was in there for five minutes before my heart was absolutely pounding. Extreme temps (hot OR cold) are not good for anyone with a heart problem.

Oh my goodness, WHAT A CUTIE! I just want to nom on those little legs.

1. Focus more on the marriage than the wedding. 2. Set realistic expectations. That does not mean having low expectations or no expectations, but cutting the other person some slack. A friend of mine is very vocal about her husband’s faults, but she never acknowledges the good things he does, or the sacrifices he’s…

That is SUCH great news! I was so worried for you. I had a needle-assisted biopsy a few years ago, and it was such a scary time. I originally had an ultrasound, which I figured would come back fine (I’d had cysts before), but the cyst had a thick cell wall, so they wanted me to do the biopsy. It turns out that the…

Does anyone here do the build-your-own palette at Ulta? I bought the palette and four shadows in-store today. They were out of a lot of colors, and I didn’t want to spend $25 on colors I didn’t really love, just to fill up the palette. I figured I’d order online. Well, I am on their website, and it won’t let me buy…

This is a pretty common way to extend a brand. Nyquil does it with their bullshit “ZzzzQuil.” It’s the same ingredient you’d find in Benadryl, except it’s $8 a bottle, and generic Benadryl is like $5 for 100 pills.

That is the single best comment I have ever read on Jezebel. A+++

What the fuck is wrong with these people? They are SO FUCKING WORRIED about fetuses, but they don’t want to give them any help once they are born. Can you imagine what would happened if doctors started intervening and saving babies who’d been aborted (because they already had serious birth defects, as that’s pretty…

I can’t stand Oprah, but I’m confident she would be better than the current buffoon-in-chief.

I agree with you, to a point. I don’t really care if he only paid 10% in taxes (I see that he paid 25% in 2005, which was a surprise). The law is the law, and just like I wouldn’t bitch about someone claiming the EITC because they qualify for it and it’s available, I don’t really care if people use legal loopholes to…

My district’s history curriculum sucked. Every year, it was nothing but the American Revolution and the Civil War (and there wasn’t much of an emphasis on slavery in the Civil War materials). In 10th grade, we were allowed to substitute economics for a history class, so I only took history freshman year and junior…

When I visited the Smithsonian Museum of American History last summer, the one exhibit that really made me cry was a series of auction posters advertising “Negroes for sale.” I’ve always known about our country’s terrible history, but seeing those posters describing human beings in the same terms you would use to…

It turns out that my body does not like carrots, bell peppers, onions, broccoli, cauliflower, or anything else that is healthy, low in calories, and low in fat. Potatoes and seedless cucumbers are the only veggies I can truly tolerate. I did a 1,200-calorie-a-day diet for eight weeks last year, and I lost a few…

My husband used to work for CVS Caremark. A few years ago, they started requiring employees do biometric testing and fill out a wellness profile. The second year, spouses had to start doing it, too. Since I had the poor fortune to be born with a birth defect and then develop some secondary problems due to that birth…

I used to work in the building right next to the bronze bull (11 Broadway). If the “War on Drugs” were anything other than a thinly veiled attempt to lock up people of color, the NYPD could have made a killing arresting the (white) finance bros inside. I’ve never seen anyone do as much cocaine as a white bankers…

Thank you! I almost lost it at the doctor’s the other day. The guy (my rheumatologist) was like, “I’d love it if you lost 100 pounds.”I responded, “When I come in here, you probably look at me and think I sit at home and eat buckets of KFC chicken all day long, but I can assure you that I don’t.” I don’t eat red meat…

USoT is my absolute favorite show of all time. I’ve watched it through about 10 times. I am still pissed that it was canceled at the end of Season 3.

I can empathize with you. I used to be thin, but I gained a LOT of weight after I took HGH for a pituitary growth hormone deficiency. Like, I gained five inches in height and 40 inches in width (that was not the intended effect!). I also have lupus and PCOS, so it is incredibly difficult for me to lose weight. My…