That is such an insult to Michael Scott.

He Binged it.

It’s unbelievably quaint that people in the 90s thought we were at “the end of the modern era” because the cold war was over. We relaxed for a decade, bought a lot of flannel, and then BAM.

Have a margarita, you’ll feel better.

I love how the guy who decided to put NYC’s emergency response HQ in the World Trade Center - several years AFTER the first WTC attack - is somehow a great expert on responding to terrorism.

But, but they’re the party of personal responsibility. This is so confusing to me. I need to go lay down. For a siesta.

What’s the matter, snowflake? Can’t take responsibility for your actions?

It’s funny that the reaction is always “Have we gone too far with taking women being upset over being harassed or assaulted too seriously?” but never like “Have we gone too far with all the men assaulting and harassing women? That seems fucked up, how all these dudes are groping women.”

• Kirsten..........

I hope this movie is more queer than the trailer lets on.

If it wasn’t so sad, it would be falafelble.

An abortion.

Well she was black so of course he wasn’t going to let a silly thing like being recorded stop him from terrorizing her.

Um I know right from wrong and I rightly would have had 200 20s stuffed in my bra pronto. And wrongly maybe a dozen in my buttcrack.

It takes way more than gullibility to not see Trump for who he is. It’s not like he’s been sneaky or trying to pull wool over people’s eyes about his bigotry. People who don’t see him for what he is haven’t been duped, they’ve actively made the choice to ignore the shit they find uncomfortable. There’s no excuse…

Is he 16?

Kanye cares exclusively about Kanye, so hit him where it hurts. Don’t buy any of the five albums he’s announced. Don’t stream them anywhere. Torrent that shit exclusively, if you have to hear it.

“And they were roommates” is by far one of my favorite things to have ever come from the internet. I think about it all. the. time.

It’s invasive as fuck and pretty creepy.

there’s little chance this guy didn’t document it: