It’s almost as great as the King of the Birthers getting upset about “fake news.”

Maybe the reason he’s pissed off is he’s not being pissed on?

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Here’s how her campaign would go:

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Jeez, who pissed in your cereal? And did Donald Trump pay them to do it?

New jokes will keep trickling in. The news made a big splash.

Considering how Trump spent eight years spreading the lie about Obama’s birth place, if you think we’re not going to have a bit of fun about this plausible* allegation about Trump and Presidential golden showers, urine serious denial.

You like to talk about yourself in the third person in post after post: I’m not sure you’re in a position to talk about an irritating voice.

“At the end of 8 years”. Oh go fuck yourself

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

The GOP doesn’t care about civil rights. They may not bear any active malice towards black or brown people, but they think racism was solved when America took down the “colored” and “white” signs and made an effort to integrate schools. If a person is not spewing racial epithets and shooting black people, even the…

Fallon bends over forwards.

Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

if it’s true that russia has been cultivating donald for five years, i see that as noteworthy and i’d like that to be further investigated. agree to disagree, i guess.

Trump thinks Meryl Streep is “over-rated.” This comes from a man that gave us Scott Baio at the national convention.

Cheers to Jay for throwing something correctly.