You're a grammar troll troll...who cares enough about my comment to reply. Thanks for the support, love.

So it was YOU who raised the price of chunky peanut butter! Dastard!

See...you're just as bad for being bothered by it. If you didn't care...you wouldn't care.

You're an English teacher...but you pluralized "tablet" with an apostrophe. Yikes.

I didn't realize how powerful you are. Please, tell me other things your power can affect.

Haha, thanks.

Haha, joo fonny!

Looking at this on an iPad "3" I can say that I notice a difference.

Schkleerg! Fanboys! Derp!

I'm inclined to agree.

Well then, you deserve a parade! *throws parade*

Did you read it on Gizmodo? This is a recycled story.

Says you...

UMAD?

But, the trolling worked. You replied.

There are more posts than usual that decry "fanboyism" whilst simultaneously demonstrating the worst aspects of said "fanboyism." Either some of you are masters at irony, or you're not very self-aware.

Just the display would be four times faster. The food would still cook at the same speed as last year's model.

I love Apple and all...but there's no $500 iPad that does LTE.

You must mean Super Hyper Ultra Street Fighter 4 Ultra Arcade Super Alternate Combo Edition Z 2012 Version

Ohhhh, I was just being a sarcastic whore. I get like that.