This gets better every time you post it (not)

I would like to go back to old English, please. Much more lyrical.

You'd also have a lot of student loan debt. Let's switch shoes!

Ohhhhh...smartass comment retracted.

Fact: There are no paper instruction manuals.

Who's "ragging" on Google about Android's privacy features? #fanboisarefonny

If they took it without telling me, they DID do something bad with it.

Teab?

The Rickrolling phenomenon has been dead for quite awhile. Why are we still encouraging its use?

Troll or moron, either way it's best to just ignore.

Side note: I wish Nintendo would do more of a "Nintendo Kart" rather than Mario Kart next time. They're reaching REALLY far for characters these days, but if they opened it up and used everyone in their arsenal (Super Smash Bros.-style), I think that would be really interesting.

You could try Sonic Free Riders...but why would anyone want to do that?

Super PAC FTW!

The 3D is actually really good but some people just can't see it. My only issue is that in the darker sections, the screen is a little too reflective so I end up seeing my fat face instead of the game if the room I'm in is too well-lit.

Just want to say that you can see Scott's Disdick going down his right leg in that photo. Enjoy!

Not really, he had to pay to move Dan's page down one spot...that's not much of a win. Especially when you consider he's already running a losing campaign to be the eventual loser in the general election. Poor thing is wasting so much money that he could be using to help people...but why would he bother to do that?

He can believe whatever he wants, but when those beliefs become issues that he uses to (try to) win elections, it becomes a public issue. If he doesn't want to be disagreed with, he can keep his mouth shut. Quite simple, cupcake.

You HAVE to be trolling because you really can't be stupid enough to believe anything you just typed. If you are, then I feel sorry for you, muffin.

I probably won't use this for a looooong time (until work upgrades everyone...and I just got Windows 7 a month ago) but I'm really excited for it. I tend to be an Apple guy, but competition is AWESOME and it makes for some great innovation.

It's just not right.