What is this sketch? Is it Amy Schumer? (Can't tell without my glasses)

What is the sketch? We don’t get the show where I live and comedy centrals YouTube vid of her show are blocked. :( but if I know more I can prob find it somewhere.

What is this from?

What did Mitt Romney ever do with his Binders of Women? I’m sure we can peruse those and scrounge up some broads for these panels.

there’s just. i just. i don’t. whut.

I was so hard on myself when I was a size 6, and now that I’m a hell of a lot bigger I wish I could go back in time and shake myself out of that kind of thinking.

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

Jesus, I know. I have fucking MISERABLE periods when I’m not on birth control—I bleed so heavily I have to wear fucking diapers to bed if I don’t want to wake up in a giant pool of blood, and I get cramps bad enough that I’ve actually passed out from the pain on a few occasions. But this makes what I go through sound…

We have poor women in America that need access to this stuff too.

well access to pads and tampons is a major issue for homeless women so yay canada! (also it’s a good idea to donate pads and tampons to homeless shelters and stuff like that)

Speaking of ~feminine hygiene~

Period packs?

Maybe this is nit-picky, but... hygiene kits? Couldn’t they just be called menstruation kits, so we don’t continue to enable idiot dudes like this guy?

thanks! but MAN, is that hard to do! it’s a billion dollar holiday industry and it is in your face! but i sometimes make macabre fucked up little jokes and comments to myself or people who get me, and then it’s better sometimes. lmao!

I always struggle with the cards. My mom is BPD, too.

You are an awful human being. Stop trolling these posts. If you genuinely can’t understand that people have bad relationships with their mothers and that this weekend is especially hard for them, then you need to learn some basic fucking empathy. Go the fuck away.

You don’t know the full story of the choices this person had to make, so you should dial it back on the judgment.

I’m going to back up and read this but first I have to stop simultaneously crying and fist pumping. Standing in Target last night looking for a card: Nope, Nope, F**k No, In my dreams, In her dreams. Better make it one with a cash holder. (I went with the soft water color with the simple “Happy Mother’s Day”.) Not…

Thanks for this. This shit is so goddamn hard.