Thankfully, it didn’t get off to a bad start like this.

Wow. $1.3 billion Powerball.

Modest proposal: Ban all marching bands, everywhere.

Dear Stanford: that cow state of Iowa legalized same-sex marriage before California by a score of 2009 to 2013. Four years before. Think about that before mocking them.

So let me get this straight, your main argument against DiCaprio winning an Oscar is: the lack of dialogue in this film? You being a critic should know it is not just dialogue that makes an actor worthy of an Oscar, but their ability to make you believe what you are seeing one screen e.g. emotional, psychological, and…

“I thought the owner coached the team?” Jerry Jones

“I gave up so many homers cause I didn’t wanna walk people. That and cause I threw 85 mph meatballs sometimes.”

By the way, random thought while watching the latest lame Papa John’s commercial . . . do black people buy pizzas? I guess not, according to Papa John’s.

What about it? Or are you just throwing this around this bit of history like you have a point?

The Twitter beefs are as sad as the team. Now that’s consistency.