What a charming way to refer to another human being.

Even though I think Isiah can be a giant asshole, I’m glad to see these two make up and put the past behind them.

Jeter looks like he is morphing into Pitbull. Is that what happens when you move to Miami?

Sergio has more incindiary devices at his disposal than the US Marine Corp.

Go ahead and mock imaginary investments all you want. Last December I invested 10 grand in thoughts and prayers when they were trading for $3.78 a share. Soon after the Vegas and Texas shootings demand hit a premium and I sold at $22,000 a share and cleared a cool $58 million.

Really glad I have a couple of different passports thanks to my immigrant parents. I’m getting really tempted to just get out

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

“I don’t care what Kyrie told you when you faced him. The earth isn’t flat! Just cover your mouth if you say it. Kyrie is... dedicated.”

LeBron James is far to young to be D.B. Cooper

“I never listen to Foxnews, I get my info straight from 4chan.”

I’m sure the FBI is trying to figure out how and when he was radicalized and are contacting people at his place of worship to discover if anyone else... Oh, wait. He’s a white guy who killed POC?

You had this one moment, this one chance. ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN! If you had just spoken the truth.

House Of Payne; The Reckoning

Have they seen literally any of the crap that Tyler Perry has produced? Didn’t he have like three TV shows get cancelled?

Who asked for this? He’s more of punchline nowadays.