And Jones actually took a knee.

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

If you wanna find hell with me, this movie will show you what’s it’s like.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

BMW forgot the kidney is part of the grille, not the grille.

I wish you weren’t right but unfortunately you’re so right.

BMW’s don’t have to look beautiful. They just have to look expensive. As long as it makes people look successful and affluent they’ll keep buying them (or leasing them I guess).

This implies that Jason Whitlock is getting paid to never write again. If only!

Definitely not a fan of having my name be synonymous with a sex act - dudes can say really creepy shit when you introduce yourself!

Jezebel readers.

Mmhmm. Nice try on getting others to plead your case, Saadiq. You’re still in bow-tie purgatory until Lucy Pearl or Tony! Toni! Toné! drop a new album.