Honestly, a good brain drain might be just what we need to really drive home the point that the Trump administration and the GOP seem entirely too enthralled by chasing down a phantom past at the expense of the nation’s future.

I can’t...

Serious question here:

Paul Hollywood, that steely-eyed Lothario...

Ugh, this is the problem with mainstreaming gay vulture culture, ya’ll. You get these wannabe breeders living their buttoned-down, picket-fenced, cookie-cutter existence until one day they wake up and realize that it’s all a lie that they’ve been trained to believe is the singular truth!

“The reasons for my departure are personal, but it has been my great honor to serve President Trump and this administration,” Dubke said in a letter to associates.

She was fun, Wired is not.

How’s that for clickbait?

According to CNBC, LeEco’s planning to dwindle its headcount from 500 to 60.

I’m sorry that some of you have to compartmentalize the trauma of reading about a 6 year old being murdered for seemingly no rhyme or reason by a group of teenagers who apparently thought it best to squander their still-unwritten futures by stealing a fucking Honda Civic, but lay off the family for a bit, huh? An idle…

Those assorted tweets are just today’s reminder that, in the world of men, it is better to be great than to be good.

Does anyone else feel like they’re constantly being gaslit by this fucking administration and the journalists and citizens who are so invested in the idea of what the executive office represents to the democracy that they’re ignoring the actual, dizzying ineptitude of the man who represents the office?

Dear superior, progenitor race responsible for simulating this thing that humans call existence.

Where’s the Supra?

Isn’t she fucking with The Flaming Lips these days, a band that I love but is home to Wayne fucking Coyne, a man who has lowkey been signifiying his misogyny and objectification of women, via Twitter, for years now? Is she done with them as well?

Probably Pathfinder, which is weird because it’s like the only thing that Karl Urban is hot in. It was also an entirely forgettable film.

Was anyone asking this fucking question during the 2016 election cycle when he routinely said and did the same inane, bewildering shit all across the country? I mean, I don’t mean to sidetrack this timely and oh-so-important discussion over whether or not the POTUS is unhinged and incapable of leading this country…

“For that matter, if this is good as the CP3/Griffin/DeAndre Jordan Clippers can give, might an annual 50 wins and a puncher’s chance in a brutally stacked Western Conference be something worth hanging onto?”

America remains the wildest ride on the face of the planet. May God bless it, and then proceed to blow it to bits.

Meanwhile I’m over here like Emperor Palpatine, being sustained by all this hatred.