Overwhelming guilt. People like Robberson think that people of color are perpetually in pursuit of revenge given all the radical injustice that white men have disproportionally perpetuated against them, but what these people fail to realize is that what we want is a level-playing field.

I want to get the phrase “widely known for being intelligent” printed onto a business card. I’m thinking something with a subtle off-white coloring, tastefully thick, with a watermark to really make it pop.

I look forward to hearing Tom Ley tell the story of how he faced down Madison Garden’s biggest and baddest in his own words, first thing tomorrow morning.

Girl, that shit can’t be real.

Lord if this ain’t the goddamned truth.

But because each area of the map is so dense, full of interesting secrets and puzzles and things to discover, the world of Link’s Awakening feels much larger than it is, which is exactly what you’d want from a Zelda game.

For all of very valid reasons to dislike Boston sports media, fans and even the teams themselves, let me offer one tiny counterpoint:

Nope, I see no problems here. Guess I’ll just mosey on. Y’all have a good un.

...he is almost always by himself, sometimes in the protective presence of his imposing longtime aide and former security chief, Keith Schiller...

I really, really hate when commentators rob these protesters of their agency by suggesting that what they are actually protesting is the presence of free-speech on the campus. It’s true that offering up a platform isn’t necessarily tantamount to endorsing the views of the person who utilizes it, but it’s disingenuous…

This was the same weekend that Richard Spencer was bitch-slapped, right? I remember finding it incredibly curious and distressing that the Spencer story got so much coverage compared to someone actually being shot at a protest by the sort of people who are emboldened by Spencer’s (and Milo!) hate rhetoric.

Nah. Maybe if he’s funny or charming. 20 year old me probably would. But 20 year old me was fucking anything (with two legs and a dangling dick in between them, so...) Ask me ten years ago.

Jesus. Tonight, by chance, did you dine in hell?

Oh, but when I send photos of Bieber being drilled from behind to Deadspin, I get no response. Typical liberal media, celebrating itself and marginalizing outsider voices!

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Correction: This is a bad take.

Unfortunately, Mr. Loom’s calendar is quite impacted today...

It’s honestly getting to be fucking exhausting just being on the same planet with other people, at this point.

This story was so delicious that it absolutely has to be clogging my arteries as I type this comment. So much fuck yeah.

Either way, Hawks chief diversity and inclusion officer Nzinga Shaw told ESPN that Wilcox made an “off-color statement” and that the team took his joke “very seriously.”