I kept leaning into my laptop as though there’s some explanation for what happens in this GIF, but there isn’t and now I’m somehow trapped in MacOS and Siri can’t fucking help me get because she can’t fucking understand what I’m saying even though I’m right next to her on the dock.

This is not how you touch tips.

The thing that I’m concerned about is apathy, that voters didn’t care if the country burned so long as they were the ones to light the match. Every time I think of someone who cast their ballot as a form of protest against the state of American politics and cursed us with what is shaping up to be a deeply retrograde…

Predicably, shit went sideways on Twitter

Has he really not already done so? I assumed that it had already happened.

Professor Clark is out here spitting fire over the airwaves! God, that’s refreshing. Good on him for having a conscience and sticking to his principles even when so-called “decorum” demands that he ignore them in favor of normalizing the belligerent racism of our President Elect.

Nah. If you weren’t already 5 drinks deep yourself, you’d realize that Bobby is still nursing that second drink that he got hours ago. And that he is very much documenting and passing judgment over your increasingly boisterous behavior.

I hate how funny this still is and how effectively it served its intended purpose once unleashed upon the commentariat. Fuck you Scocca for being so good at your job.

Admittedly, this comment is a little bit of an inside baseball joke playing off of this: http://jezebel.com/love-is-not-the-answer-1789753903. So I think we have an actual misunderstand here because we’re not necessarily commenting with the same context.

“Most” is not “all” and the veracity of an event is not predicated upon how cleanly it confirms your bias.

I’m sure all that cab driver needed was to be heard and then, maybe, given a hug after he let out all the hate that he’s been holding on to for all this time. And really, isn’t this whole ordeal actually her fault for being so self-evidently Othered in his presence? She’s out here winning elections and taking offices…

Please Kara, don’t hurt em.

I’m typing these words very softly because I don’t want little Flynn to hear me though, from the looks of that photo, my precautions will not save me.

This is something that a Useful Idiot would say. Noted.

We liberals should ask themselves why we so easily cede their sacred held beliefs in an attempt to clutch to power in a starkly unjust world. The answer might provide some fucking clues as to why there appears to be a global shift toward nativist, jingoistic rhetoric and policies. If you are not the light then you are…

“Normand cited black-on-black crime statistics for the parish. “If you want to look at the statistical data, your fear is somewhere else,” Normand said”

You’d have to ask a law professor that question, I’d imagine. (No snark!) I’m not privy to any empirical evidence of moral concerns superseding legal considerations in jury deliberations and forgive my speculation here, and the cases that we could use as the basis for a conjecture are typically the sort of highly…

On a scale of 1-EPITOME OF EVIL, how fucked up does a person have to be in order to attempt to “escape” his “family life” by routinely cheating on his spouse and then murdering the child that they created together? I can’t even pervert my mental faculties enough to discern the sort of illogic that led this dude to…

So is the juror conceding that their personal beliefs — not any residual reasonable doubt or even a disagreement over whether or not the legal standard for voluntary manslaughter and/or murder has been met — are preventing them from convicting Slager of his accused crimes? Their focus on their own conscience is awful…

Basically. Not sure how a reasonable mind wouldn’t have inferred that from your original comment.