You guys never stroke your partner’s hair when they’re feeling down or vice versa? Shit is real chill.

I don’t know if you’ve had the displeasure of seeing his Twitter timeline since The Incident (shout-out to Lindy West’s husband for that little gem) but it has predictably been the hottest of messes.

Was that 3:30 in the morning remark a bit of shade? I mean, I understand that it is mechanistically constructed in the same fashion as a fine bit of shade, but intent counts. Would my president shade Littlefingers during what is performatively a speech to the public to keep our heads on our shoulders and directed…

I for one can’t wait for Ross Douthat to ‘splain to us on Twitter that the Swastika owes its origins not to 1930s Germany but rather the Indian subcontinent as an antiquity symbol of peace and that we should accordingly reserve judgment because maybe the vandalizers were just looking to spread a message of peace in…

Drone warfare and (ha) “precision strikes” are utterly indefensible crimes against humanity, but there’s no need to equivocate. That’s the sort of smug ideological purity that kept a large portion of the American populace on their damned couches last Tuesday. There’s a marked difference between starting a war and…

Every time I’ve taken a step forward emotionally this week, I stumble across some trash like this:

Keep rocking that pantsuit girl, in body and spirit.

A-fucking-men on point #2.

Sorta sucks for those thousands and people that will find themselves suddenly without medical coverage and the millions of individuals and their families that might wake up one morning to the dulcet tones of an ICE officer breaking down their door and impolitely escorting them the hell out of this country.

I’m hoping to see this one soon being that I love a good, cerebral sci-fi film and this appears to fit the bill. Hopefully it doesn’t devolve into a cliched mess of hokey bullshit like some many other dramas with a message tend to do these days.

I want to try this because it really does look like a ton of fun, but I’ve never been much of a FPS guy so I tend to get routinely wrecked when I actually pick one up. How’s the learning curve on this one?

I want to try this because it really does look like a ton of fun, but I’ve never been much of a FPS guy so I tend to…

Fuck me running.

I agree that it’s self-destructive and fatalistic to abstain from voting because your state is electronically locked the party aligned with ideals opposite of your own and I apologize for creating the misunderstanding that I’m somehow railing against the electoral college rather than voter apathy itself. I suggested a…

And we must always protect the delicate fee-fees of people who have no empathy for people who are not like them.

“It is fundamentally wrong for a president to become a lobbyist for the LGBT agenda, and we are confident that will end in the Trump administration.”

Deadspin is so much better when the commenters stick to making shitty puns and recycling old Simpsons jokes.

Oh my god, I died several times and each death was more beautiful than the last.

Wait a minute, you got sent home “to calm down and get some perspective?” What the actual fuck is going on around there?

“Though we come from very different places, I’m not actually to blame for this. I understand and share your anger.”

“The majority of Americans who voted” is the part that terrifies me a bit. Like you, I’m heartened by the fact that Hillary won the popular vote, but I’m saddened that voter turnout’s downward trend has seemingly continued. If this election didn’t embolden you to make your voice heard, I’m not sure what will.