They understand that you never devalue your brand.

What the fuck is THAT?!

That kind of makes me like the Olsen twins...

But why didn’t they even try to make the set look like the original set? The front door isn’t even on the correct side of the living room.

two little Olsens saying “no way Jose” to working—unless they get more money.

You know there’s a panini maker that was spared in all this.

This is my neighborhood. I will be launching a very informal but Judy Blume themed investigation.

There’s a great study that shows that you are wrong. Specifically, it shows that you wouldn’t hear the vocal fry, unless you already had a negative opinion of the person using it, and that there’s no such thing as a speech sound that “inherently” conveys anything.

I guarantee that you have heard men use vocal fry. It’s not unique to women. We just learn, in our culture, to come up with reasons to dismiss women’s speech. And it’s hardly the case that saying “like” a lot and using uptalk are inherently bad habits. That would be making the same mistake as chastising women for not…

And yet no one accuses Ira Glass of sounding like a Kardashian.

Leave it to Naomi to end up being part of the problem. In Terri Gross’s recent conversation with a vocal coach and a linguist, the latter rightly pointed out that posh English men have been frying the fuck out of their words forever and no one seems to mind. First time that occurred to me.

That’s the thing that is absolutely GALLING to me. I get so angry when these types of stories come up, the outrage machine kicks in, and no one cares to understand that it’s sanctioned and actually for the benefit of the species.

This piece of shit is a poacher. This wasn’t a sanctioned hunt. He paid bribes to bag this lion. And he’s paid fines before for poaching. He doesn’t give A FUCK. How he hasn’t been jailed and why he was ever allowed to keep a trophy, I just don’t understand.

Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a nasty cruel sack of shit who probably needs to kill defenseless animals to compensate for his small penis. That said, over on Deadspin they’re calling for the guys address as well as his name. Sorry, but we don’t need his wife and children to be harrassed by the internet mob because…

I mean... I got like 30 likes on my pic of me with a bird on my arm. Lets multiply that by shark and see how many likes I would get. Insta likes are their own reward. /s

The shark looks so depressed. Like when fans ask Kanye West for a selfie and his soul just leaves his body.

PLEASE STOP! Excellent advice!

It takes a few/ several smokes before you’ll feel any effect. I dunno why. Also dunno why no one ever really talks about that.

I always think of Michael Jackson, as he was accused of arguably one of the most horrible crimes a person can do. If he’s even remotely guilty, can I still like “Thriller”, “Beat it”, “Man in the Mirror”, “The Way You Make Me Feel”?

My sister and I started saving up for a gaming system when I was about five and she was about seven. It’s not inconceivable for a kid to have a concept of money, particularly if your family doesn’t have a lot of it. Anything you want that’s not in the budget, you’ll have to save for yourself, so you learn about what…