I know for a fact that I am not the only person in the entire world that has hands-free calling technology in my car.

Seriously, who makes personal calls when they’re not in the car these days? I have an hour-long commute in each direction, and as soon as I arrive at home or at work, I need to be present and paying attention to the people who depend on me there (co-workers/clients/boss or kids/husband/pets). If I’m calling you at…

I don’t think any states ban hands-free cell use, right? Because I am the person who calls you on my drive home, but I use my bluetooth. It’s not very different from talking to a passenger sitting in my car.

Dear Unwitting,

I honestly don’t have an issue with her either. It actually bothers me how much other people hate her.

I wouldn’t have minded if he posed questions about my sexual activity to form a hypothesis, however to make a statement such as he did (delivered with a wink I might add) is a jackass response in my book.

Kind of like the time when I introduced my ex-wife to my current wife as people that have seen me naked.

Of course I would.

That hair takes effort. She was definitely trying to do something.

Glad I flipped it on in time to catch the tip

Whaddaya mean, amuse you? Like a clown or something?!?!

Very true.

GoodFellas sucked! There wasn’t a single makeover montage, and the couple ended up getting divorced at the end. Two thumbs down.

Mhmm. There’s always some idiot who ignores the fall in the Rise and Fall story.

YAAAS. Next to Rob Reiner’s mother in “When Harry Met Sally” she’s my favorite life to screen mom.

TrollX, RedditLacqueristas, awww, and asoiaf are still my jams. Asoiaf can get sexist sometimes but it’s carefully moderated and commenters generally down vote terrible comments. Besides, there are subs like clopclop and gore still floating around, along with much worse ones, so I mean yeah, Pao isn’t really censoring…

Plz join my plucky ragtag team of astronauts* because innovative space thinking like that is what’s going to set feet on the ham planet by 2050.

I know that ‘ham planet’ is an awful term used to be shitty towards fat people but now I am mostly just thinking about how wonderful and delicious a planet full of ham would be. Sort that shit out, NASA.

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Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks