reggiethistletonthelemur
ReggieThistletonTheLemur
reggiethistletonthelemur

Your opinion re: the minimum wage don’t impress me much.

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc.

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.

I make rice a roni a lot and had never considered pre-boiling the water. I might try that.

I think rice is difficult to cook just right, because of how many variables. I still don’t know exactly how many cups of water to use per cup of rice, because depending on heat level and how long it takes to get water to boiling, you could have too little or too much.

This is why I’m #TeamDog AND #TeamCat. Because they’re both cute and awesome and adorable.

team cat here, but this is adorable

Well, I guess it beats falling in love 36 Chambers style.

I don’t have an emergency contact and have joked (mostly to myself because … you know … no one else is around) that I should list my most frequent delivery driver. Obviously this shows that was the right idea. I should let them know I’m okay today. Wouldn’t want them to worry. Also I’m hungry.

What if you fall in love 36 Chambers style?

You can have plenty of doubt and ambivalence about small things and still be 100% certain and confident in your relationship. I’m not sure why that should be so annoying. I have annoyances and fights and it still requires effort and work, but the reason that I am ok expressing all of that is that I know that even if

1. Answer 36 questions

Yeah, except those are always collect. #mycatsadeadbeat

Pineapple on pizza is a travesty and I will fight you.

If she had ordered a Hawaiian pizza, she would have been on her own.

Every time I hear someone say that women should just accept catcalls as compliments or that they’re harmless, I start getting angry.

After seeing Bronson, I would absolutely not fuck with Tom Hardy, but I would fuck Tom Hardy.