They're probably raccoons.

The mom missed a real opportunity to explain the realities of sex rather than leaving her children with that weird explanation. She could have started with something like, "When a cash-strapped Eastern European twink meets a fatherly producer..."

Sure! I think I can fit you in Tuesdays and Sundays. We'll pretend your "dad" has you the rest of the week.

Did they fast forward to the interesting parts?

Two Girls One Cup (of coffee)

That offends me. Not as a Jew, but as a comedian. She clearly just converted for the jokes.

I saw another good Harper Lee tweet. It said something like, why aren't they calling it "2 kill 2 mockingbirds"

This comment section is making me feel ill. Acid attacks and genital mutilation are two of the worst things happening to women worldwide, yet if it's a guy, we laugh at it? What the fuck?

Wow. That's fucked up. They both suck.

Please restore my faith in humanity, and say you were joking.

100% agree

I get what you're saying but it borders on promoting chivalry to say that you shouldn't specifically 'shush' women.

yes. that sounds like chivalry. though it's also specific to women in this case, since women experience condescending remarks way more than men do

Though the whole "you can't shush a woman" angle was a bit weird.

no! I'm Daria!!! Haha

I dressed like Daria for Halloween a few years ago, and people were like, "Why aren't you wearing a costume?" x_x

I always thought of myself as a Daria but then at work everyone called me Quinn, because as my co worker said "every one likes Quinn and she's bossy to her boyfriend and you always have those dorky boys following you around". "No I am not Quinn!!' I'm Daria!!!!!" I would say and they would laugh in my face.

p.s. I was just rewatching this show the other day and in the episode Dye! Dye! My Darling - where Daria gets mad at Tom Sloane, the guy who Jane was dating and Daria kissed and then started dating, she kind of tells him why Jane is so precious to her. It's not super detailed, but it's more of a reinforcement of their…

My real best friend and me for Halloween 2013.