the vile wretched coward must cheat to put out the slugger

How long before we see Cam in one of those "it's not how many times you get knocked down"-type commercials? A week?

I like how the only time many sports fans give a fuck about sexual assault is when they can reference it in order to heckle a player on an opposing team.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?