Nothing witty or cute to say. Dude, we wish you the best. Enjoy the time with your family.

Is a book by a wrestler automatically considered fake news?

It is amazing how often rich idiots are in charge of things....

I was planning to watch but um er uhhhhh.....

Yep. Especially when they are playing the Chiefs.

This comment was Trump level dumb. C’mon Cam!!!

Northern Illinois training camp.

No celebration has or ever will top Merton Hanks.

Okay...... that was creepy. This dude is the reason baby kangaroos hide in their mother’s pouch.

I agree. Also, as a black man, it’s still weird watching a room full of white guys choosing which black guys are going to work for them. “I’ll take the tall, strong one in the back.” Strange sense of ancestral deja vu.

Wrestling!?! Fake News.

At least he’s single. If I had to tell my wife that news, she would say “we’ll talk about your little rib <jabbing at it with her fingers> later. What in the <insert expletive> were you doing in Amsterdam last night, <insert racial derogatory noun>!?!?!” 

Normally I don’t click on things with “sausage factory” in the title but I trust you Deadspin.

Tell the truth Nick. In the privacy of your own room, do you occasionally refer to yourself as Nicky Martin and sing “La Vida Loca” in your pajamas?

No surprise here. His hair looks like a battery.

I watched this live. Scary. I don’t think his mouthpiece hit the ground before his teammates started waving for help. They knew this was really bad. I hope he’s okay but I seriously doubt he will be for a while.

Silly Australians... letting politics seep into sports. Only dumb countries would do this.

I am copy/pasting his comments so we all have a chance to star them.

Barkley is Barkley. Simultaneously, the nicest and meanest thing I can say about him.

Now that was impressive. Looks like a WR doing a 40 at the NFL combine.