Try this with your personal budget:

Whatever floats their boat.

Now this guy can go home and proudly show the ball to.... no one.

The kids should have blamed CTE or spent time searching for the real killer.

It’s better to take a knee than a life. See, Ray is making progress.

The coroner’s report shows the cause of death as “the internet”

I have my money on the security guard. All he has to do is block the first punch. You know, lighting never strikes the same place twice. <shaking my head in shame, logging off, throwing computer in the trash>

What a waste of a physical specimen. He has the body of a gladiator with the mind of a toddler.

Too many soccer and tennis stories today. Come on weekend, come on.

Slightly unrelated: I would enthusiastically pay to see “Battle of the Sexes” if Steve Carell promises me that he said “that’s what she said” 3 or more times.

Poor Michael Douglas.

If the FBI can do this to the NCAA, imagine what Robert Mueller is about to do to Trump.

Watch, Goodell and all of the owners are going to kneel at Sunday’s games to protest this study.

Hahahahahahaha. That’s it.

Leave these players alone!!! Y’all acting like they killed someone.

Love this guy’s oh-crap-i’m-busted face.

Update. Phew.

“Please don’t be black. Please don’t be black.”

C, AAnother bAAAd guy getting off D hook.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was CTE. I have CTE. Yeah, that’s why I killed those people. Oops. I mean, if I had done it, that would have been why.