America 2018, where people train their entire lives and hone their skill to a degree that they’re one of the 10 best in the world...All with the hope that one day, they can land on a bullshit reality competition that featured this:

I agree, but that’s also pretty typical of young skaters. They generally grow into the artistry a few years after their technical skills, and Zagitova’s only 15.

They showed Alina trying to drop a spinning back kick on Evgenia backstage.

I’d rather watch Evgenia any day. I feel like there’s no ‘there’ there with Alina. Yes, she’s talented af, but her performances don’t make me feel anything.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

The Mexican cross-country skier that came last was nearly double the leader’s time, sure, but it’s one of those things that comes off differently when you’re talking about someone who’s working hard to scrape together qualifying times vs gaming the system like this.

I think the problem here is because it’s a scored…

That guy did have to break a sweat though. This lady had gravity (and frequent flier miles) do all the work.

Probably that pissant kid of his.

It can be a friend, not necessarily family. My money is on the seller being The Donald.

I fuckin would. Bye bye student loans.

If you believe that I have a bridge for you. They may come willingly but we’ve heard stories of women being held there against their will.

Taking a blacklight to that place would light it up like a nuclear bomb, guaranteed.

An R. Kelly sex palace?? My heart goes out to the landlord. I’m not sure how he’s ever going to scrub the smell of stale urine out of the place. They should burn it to the ground.

I want a fucking parade for this guy.

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

I read “figure skating team event” and thought “five skaters on the ice at one time? I’m in!”

I don’t like sports decided by judges, especially since I can’t tell the difference between a triple lutz and an inverted tomahawk, that being said I would watch this team thing if they were all on the ice at the same time.

No, this is a commonly held opinion among the old guard of black music industry icons. Ike Turner was vocally dismissive of the British Invasion bands as well.

Now imagine what Don thought about his daughter dating a black man old enough to be her father