I don’t know, the stuff Kathy Griffin went through with Interpol, etc. sounds pretty traumatizing. If she wants to continue to talk about it, I’m okay with that.

He does describe himself as a “functioning alcoholic”. Those issues can become very wearing after a time.

She’s had some work done, but I think it’s mostly being 12 years older and makeup.

Sister Jean left early to beat the traffic.

With an extremely shameless Bruins retcon.

One star per story buddy. You’re also in the red on accounting puns.

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

If only he had stayed for a full four years of college he might have learned to stick a towel under the door.

You know what’s so weird? His great-grandfather Armand Hammer, who he’s named for, was a major owner of Arm & Hammer. But the name is totally unrelated!

When you’re in line to inherit something from Armand Hammer, you don’t fuck around. (Armie Hammer was born in 1986; Armand Hammer died in 1990. Staying in good with the old man could move the inheritance needle by millions.) 

Being John Malkovitch? But that was pretty early in her career.

Does Gangs of New York count as Oscar baity? I’d argue yes, kinda because it was a Serious Scorsese Movie with Daniel Day-Lewis and Leo. Just looked it up and holy crap it was nominated for 10 Oscars but didn’t win a single one!

Gangs of New York?

Kaley Cuoco is one of those people that *needs* to be in a relationship. I have a good friend who is like this. She just split up with her husband of 7 years (together for 10 total) in January and she’s already dating someone else. I’m baffled by it.

I read an article once (unfortunately, I can’t remember the title or author now) that explained it well: A lot of guys who watch this kind of porn are angry that they can’t get “hot girls” to have sex with them. So watching violent porn fills two needs: the fantasy of having sex with an attractive woman and the…

Pepperoni is a gateway topping. Next thing you know it’ll be pineapple. Mark my words.

Sooo, no insider trading here right? Just a complete coincidence that he sold all his stores before the chain dropped their biggest partnership, that must be nice.

Yes. Agreed. My kids are 9 and 5 but those early days when it’s just never-ending work. Just so much work. I feel like the trailer captured that “Everyone takes everything from me and I have nothing left over” feeling. The milk is kind of symbolic of that - you’re literally being drained to fuel others. I think that…

This really hit a nerve with me. This feels so close to home as a fairly new parent. It’s so hard to figure out who you are and what your body is when you have a child.