I just hate them so much...

“Nice Troll, Timberlake”

Yeah, an album called Man of the Woods should be acousitic, if not full fucking bluegrass. I’d enjoy a bluegrass JT album, though I am probably alone in this.

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Promise me you will post when that happens. I am fucking jacked right now reading your prose.

I know a lot of very pretty and handsome people who look great in person but photograph for shit. This kid, the camera likes him.

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.

Excited to see what an offense conceived on a boatload of painkillers looks like.

You don’t need to sell out places to make $180 mil when you charge $200 for nosebleeds at Soldier field

WHY DON’T PEOPLE WITH MONEY EVER GO TO DECENT TATTOO ARTISTS

Money helps with that.

I considered four-year-olds or other height differences, but then you’re still (roughly) scaling down ... no, I’m not finishing this sentence.

Obviously men cannot be trusted to treat their equipment properly. Mandatory nationwide removal may be needed.

RECOVERING FROM BASKETBALL PENIS INJURY, WAS HAVING INTENSE PENETRATIVE INTERCOURSE AND NOTICED PENILE SWELLING

My wife and I got married in shorts and teeshirts. Twenty five years ago. It’s possible that fashion has nothing to do with the success of a relationship.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Given the meth face I am betting they had an agreed upon price for her services & he was trying to stiff her (pun unintended). He is a powerful and conected guy he probably figred he could get away with it. Didn’t expect her to take it so badly.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

I once had a therapist ask me if she can put me in a book she was working on - four sessions after meeting her. When it becomes clear that my pain is part of your career stepping stone, then it’s hard for me to have confidence that you’re invested in my healing. It’s unethical to flagrantly prioritize entertainment…

He exploits vulnerable people and well-meaning relatives to coerce their loved ones to go on his show. I don’t even think he and others like Dr. Drew are licensed anymore. Makes you wonder what kind of impact he’s made privately on patients before money and the fame.