Also: Netflix booted Danny Masterson off ‘The Ranch’. took them long enough...

His. Legs. Did. Not. Move. Scary shit.

He grabs his back, immediately calls for help, doesn’t move his legs, and covers his face/no thumbs up on the way out.

The way he rolled himself over onto his back was incredibly unsettling. I hope the guy is alright.

Joke’s on you, Gould. This loss guarantees the Bears a better draft pick and I know John Fox and Ryan Pace will draft a way sicker kicker with that high first rounder.

This is a false narrative. The Bears, in fact, clowned themselves.

britbrit looks insanely amazing, but her baby talk cutesy “thank you” is really fucking annoying.

Yeah this take is not better than hers. It’s because she’s been victimized so much and not dealt with it that she’s saying these things.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

You’d think after being raped so many times she would have learned to know better.

RUN FUCKING FORWARD! YOU’RE NOT DEVIN HESTE-

Ugh, I know what you mean. I heard someone say that kids born in 2000 are heading to college next year and I was just...flabbergasted. How am I, at 43, both young and old at the same time. I feel like Schroedinger’s crone—both young and old until I look in the mirror.

I am very, very, very upset that you, my fellow gen-x’er called attention to our cohort having gone to high school before many here were born. Sorta kidding, sorta horrified. Lateish 40s have become a total mindfuck for me.

Somehow I suspect that UofL knows more than what has been disclosed. The feds usually don’t fuck around with this stuff. I suspect that they may have revealed some serious shit to university higher-ups.

God bless him then. She’s will be 80 next week and Rick is a pornstar compared to your efforts pally.

Definitely the cocaine use. Look at this guy! The premature ejaculations, the delusions of grandeur, the inability to shut up or admit any wrongdoing, this guy has had weekend 8-balls since 1984.

I’ve got $5 on it being your mom.

Yes, which makes this so fascinating. But then again, what skeleton is there possibly left in his closet that could shake him? He cheated on his wife, he’s a 2-pump chump when he cheats, he has hookers on speed dial for recruit parties and he’s entangled in the whole mess with adidas. What’s going to come out in all…

I really don’t want to know what those fingers smell like to cause that facial expression.

Does Pitino have any knowledge of this lawsuit being filed?