Hey Donald, speaking from experience, when they say “It’s not you it’s me”, it is always definitely you.

The Karolyi duo are basically Paterno, right? You’d think they would have heard rumblings, but I suppose serial abusers are often really really good at hiding things.

That’s what taxpayers are for!

The problem is, once you buy the land in Playoffville from Scott Boras, most teams don’t have enough money left to build a house on it.

Selena Gomez could do so much better than Bieber.

Great read. Thank you.

“On the lam”. Hate to be that person, but I couldn’t help myself....sorry!

Andrew Cunanan was one of my wife’s high school classmates. He was still “on the lamb” after killing Versace when we went to her 10 year reunion and the FBI had the event and associated parties staked out in case he showed up.

Donatella never looked this good (she also never had a Madrileño accent, but okay; Penelope is always great).

Escalade under 10,000 miles is the early favorite in Vegas.

Winner! Winner! Kielbasa & ignorant bullshit outdated taeks for dinner followed by a coronary angioplasty for dessert.

Golic by far, he brings up being a bad defensive lineman 30 years ago for every discussion.

If you’re too gross for the mall, you’re too gross for the senate.

I deleted the other two because come on. This is a sex thing, I don’t care what.

Rand was having casual, no-strings-attached sex with the neighbor, but the neighbor had to go and catch feelings like some sort of snowflake libtard. Rand told him “nah I’m good” and then Rand got his ribs rearranged.

Pence

Greenberg and it’s not even a question.

Any form of sports that includes contact will have concussions. Yes, one that includes heading (most national guidelines are reduced heading at 11U, full heading allowed at 12U and up) might see an uptick in those numbers, but nowhere near the numbers as football. Not by a mile.

There have also for a few years now been…

I know I’m not arguing with you, but there are people who actually think this. The NFL? Also basketball, baseball, and hockey (laugh, but this is a much bigger sport in the northern US than soccer, as is baseball in the south).