I consider skinny jeans where my ass crack shows when I sit down to be low rise.

See, that would have fit on the jersey.

Too bad Arod retired, “Pull out stuff” would fit nicely.

No shout out for John Lester’s jersey?

I would be shocked if Katie and Tom aren’t divorced by end of 2017.

Debbie Downer. Kid plays soccer, he was excited.

Lots of negativity here, the MLS is growing and the Chicago Fire are finally relevant because they finally spent some money on Schweinsteiger.

Is this Pitt Jolie makeup story being used to distract us from Vanity Fair article?

The celebrities always go to the ponytail in court to seem demure, innocent...

Emily Valentine

Now give the Bears a chance.

I continue to savor this victory again Pedophile State University.

If life’s not funny, then it’s just true

Lainey Gossip is suggesting it’s another reason, methinks this might be a related blind item.

I believe most of these are BOTS.

Cutler took a lot of hits, I would be shocked if he didn’t get CTE.

The guy can’t even fake interest in a press conference.

Her boobs look bigger, did she upsize? She looks gorgeous, I will have what she’s having.

I thought Usher was gay, there seem to be quite a few women coming forward.

As Chris Rock likes to say, his options got better.