Draymond has been angstier than a middle-school goth kid in this series. I can’t wait for him to show up to game 3 with eye liner and a Cure t-shirt.

His actual brother was there in the crowd talking shit to Durant and making him real mad. That’s basically an assist.

The Rockets are always fun to watch when they’re clicking, which is most of the time: dominating everyone and being super short but having it not matter because they’re playing 3 steps ahead. It tickles my sport prostate.

Eric Gordon making Burneko look like a pear-shaped Bill Simmons.

Hi Lauren, please tell Burneko to eat shit. Thanks!

This is such a ridiculously bad take. The Rockets played like this for much of the regular season also. And in what world would the Warriors be “bored” about the opportunity to essentially end the series?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

He scored 30 points after that, and they were tied at halftime. You are a moron.

Funneling you lots of thoughts and prayers, Donny.

Kenan Thompson as a barely disguised Kendrick Perkins ftw

The fucking roomba point guard killed me lol

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

More offensive than anything Toronto is doing right now.

“The rest of the briefing, as is almost always the case, was notable only for Sanders’ preternatural ability to move her lips without making a single scrap of news or reallyanswering a single question.”

I’m beginning to think Meghan McCain is a bit of an asshole

When the manager is feuding with players you frequently end up with collateral damage.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

He’ll never be a Cardinal.

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.