Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

Thoughts and pears.

“this is a tragedy that should not be politicized”

Too soon.

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

What’s worse is that this highlight appeared exactly the same on every Sinclair station.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

I’ll pay to see you say that to anyone with an actual neck tattoo

Trigger warning for Cards fans:

Wait, that wasn’t already Boston’s curse?

At Least We Don’t Live In Cleveland

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

There’s no goddam way I’m clicking on that.

Bill Burr nails it here.

If it makes you feel any better, they said “ejected,” not “beaten with a stick.” So feel free to disagree with their half-measures.

I run marathons and love them, but I’ll be damned if I’m witholding a star from anyone who rightly declares that autoracing is not a sport

I can think of few sports less interesting to me than watching a bunch of skinny dudes run for two hours (Golf and autoracing are not “sports”). But he seems like an interesting cat and this was a good article.