I’m waiting for the protest of her actions involving the words “wasting the taxpayers’ money and time” to appear.

I may not be able to stop laughing after that.

She is my new hero. She’s holding a mirror to the absurdity of bills like SB4 and addressing gun violence and saying Fuck You in a very creative and non-combative way. I love this lady.

The 72 hour waiting period cannot include weekends, men really need to think about the risks of taking ED pills. No one’s trying to restrict access to Viagra, this is all about men’s health!

What lie? This pamphlet right here notes that there is a 95.7% chance your penis will fall off if you use ED meds. Pamphlets don't lie!

And make sure they have to drive 3 hours, preferably to another state, in order to see a doctor who will, by state mandate, lie to them.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Because God doesn’t apply to them?

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

Hahaha I can’t blame her at all. I once saw two tortoises doing it at the Australia Zoo when I was there in college and it was hilarious. Did you know that the male tortoise actually makes noise while attempting to do the deed? Like these loud awkward grunts. I’m really surprised there’s only one model snickering,…

I can’t even go 4 hours at work without looking like Dolly Parton, and the longest stretch I’ve slept without nursing or pumping so far is maybe 7 hours. I cannot imagine 14 hours.

Dallas isn’t great, but Houston is a thousand times worse. They should’ve made a RHOFW, honestly.

He's hung like an elevator button.

Liam Neeson does have a very specific set of skills after all!

NOOOOOOOOO. That is genuinely one of the worst gift ideas I have ever heard of. At least you tried.

I don’t even feel bad. I worked so hard to convince him it was a bad idea. If he wants to go ahead with it after that, everything that follows is on him.

NOOOOOOO