It’s great if you’re an attention whore and want people to ask you “oh my god, what happened???” when you wear tank tops.

Carrie Fisher is so badass I love her so much. And these tweets make me love her more.

And she looks great. Fuck ‘em.

Yeah. I did not want to do the creepy elf on the shelf at all. But then my middle child came home and made a little elf bed and wrote a letter to Santa. Her friends at school told her that was how to get an elf at your house. So we’ve had one for 3 years now. Thanks school.

Personally, I like some of the ideas I have seen on Facebook, like putting the elf facedown under Barbie’s convertible with blood (jelly) splatter all around. The kids will *love* it.

Sure. And I’M the bad mom for not doing any of this crap.

People have already convinced their kids that a magic fat man enters every house in the world and brings presents to good little boys and girls. The elf is a logical extension, especially in a world where we’re already constantly being tracked.

Cheeky little... are you sure you’re familiar with the Kardashians?

It’s a cheeky little wine...

They both look like potatoes here. Maybe they should try making their own vodka.

I’m going for Cthulhu or The Goat with a Thousand Young.

It’s a cycle. Magrat becomes Gytha becomes Esme. I’m sure you’ll get there.

Yes. Lachlan is Scottish. Derivative of Lochlann.Not my fave bit of Gaelic, but it is indeed Scottish.

The namers of Neveahs need to go to lleh. It’s not even spelled right.

I’m holding out for Gytha.

And if enough Etitrean immigrants study this and repatriate back to their home country, a respect for women could actually take hold.

According to Anna, she and her parents found out before they got married. Which makes it even more twisted that she would still marry and have kids with that monster.

And then knowingly having kids with him! Daughters, who are at risk for obvious reasons, and sons, who will be raised by a man who thinks that molesting girls is all in good fun.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…