Fuck that. If he donates the money, keep it. Use it for something worthwhile, but don’t give that shit back.

What this doesn't make you feel celebrated? I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

So entirely REVOLUTIONARY, they better be quick to trademark that sh#t.

I think the chick with the flower wreath thinks it is Mardi Gras... “Here it is girls, give me my fucking beads.”

The mamma abandoned her not too long after birth. I live in Columbus. We’re pulling for baby bear.

tee-hee-hee.

Huh, I always heard they were called: Liberty Burgers.

They’re called Conservative Cookies, dude. Get with the program.

Have you ever done the thing I saw on the internet that changed my life? When you cut the cake part horizontally and make a cake-frosting-cake sandwich???? Becuase the problem for me isn’t the amount of frosting, it’s the uneven distribution... so hard to get the right frosting:cake ratio per bite, but the sandwich…

Let’s share a six-pack sometime. You can have alllll the cake part, and I will scrape all the frosting off and eat it with a spoon like the disgusting glutton that I am.

I like cake in all its myriad forms. This twee poseur-y bullshit cupcake can go fuck itself right in the sprinkles, tho.

I have wine. If that doesn’t de-grump me, it’ll at least put my grumpy butt to bed.

“....sorry not sorry, crying and masturbation.”

None of them should be on TV anymore.

Good for her

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

I am very sorry for those whose income relys on snowfall, but after last winter if I never see another flake I will be a happy woman.

It's not the puffy male nipple we want, but it's the puffy male nipple we need.

....i’m speechless...