IT’S A REAL PERK ME UP!

AH, YES, I WILL HAVE SOME CREME DE METH IN MY COFFEE. THX.

This site pumps out a fair number of “let’s celebrate these drunk, gross losers” and I really don't get it. Even if this article is 100% joking, it's a shitty, gross joke.

obligatory you must be fun at parties comment

Yeah, accuse me of being an unamused old, but this is gross behaviour...

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

Stanford University:

as someone that (creaks) lived thru the 70s, no, we didn’t wear those hideous flared pants cut above the ankle. not intentionally anyway (it was a bitch finding pants cut long enough for me back in the day!)

It's the 10s version of the 90s version of the 70s. Third time is NOT the charm.

Are you crazy? That would just make it so strong it would have killed them!

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.

I have it on pretty good authority that in Kentucky it isn’t ‘Walmart’ it’s THE Walmart.

Fair point. Let’s go take Christmas away from them!

Barack Obama has been in Alaska for three days and is basically treating it like his senior year spring break, by getting plastered (probably), taking selfies, getting jizzed on (by a fish) and dancing in places you’re not supposed to dance.

Hilariously enough, the judge who jailed her is a hardcore right-winger, son of a conservative politician, a Bush appointee, and a Catholic. He just has a proper understanding of the law, the court system, and the responsibilities of his position. It’s a shame Davis can’t do the same.

That’s damned adorable and I hate kids.

I got a good laugh out of that. Seriously, these people are afraid of Muslim religious laws because they “hurt freedom” but are totally on board with imposing Christian religious laws because they “provide freedom”. WAT?!

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

She could make that claim no matter what happened. Me, I’m happy that she got jail time rather than a fine that would have been paid for her by other bigots.

JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER this is the best .gif of my life.