id like to also point out that Geno was 0-3 in his carreer vs Cuse.

He shouldn’t be in the HoF, right? Am I crazy for thinking that winning two titles because of an amazing defense and some fluke plays while otherwise being mediocre at best doesn’t warrant entry to Canton? I’m hoping this is a very lukewarm take.

Hide your girlfriends and sisters! This guy spent 100 hours watching 18 year olds play basketball 10 years ago.

what is mic.com? never heard of it.

Can this asshat just go away? Fuck him, Curt Schilling, the undefeated Dolphins, and Tim McCarver.

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

We pulled an intentional strikeout to get around the darkness rules in little league. The rule was, if the game got called on account of darkness, then you reverted to the last complete inning to determine the winner. So, in the bottom of the 5th, we had taken a five run lead, coming back from 1 run down. If the game…

Other recognizable ballots:

The NFLPA is so weak and disjointed that I could be NFL commissioner and fleece the players.

“Nah, they were just really fucking stupid.”

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

Go ahead and mock it all you want, but those of who saw the Bowling Green massacre happen will never forget the horror of that day:

He’s taken the players to the woodshed every time the CBA comes up for renegotiation. They love him for that.As long as they’re safe from having to fully guarantee contracts or the players getting a bigger piece of the pie they’ll have his back.

Godell has overseen the largest revenue growth of any US sports league ever. Since he was hired in 2006 the NFL went from making $6 billion s year to $14 billion. He also negotiated the worst collective bargaining agreement for players in US professional sports. Revenue may be down this year but it doesn’t erase the…

They want to keep Goodell for the CBA negotiations, which I think are in 2021. He united the owners during the last round of negotiations and basically fleeced the players.

He’s not completely wrong but to the owners, Jerry is an asshole to a degree that they’re not gonna give in to him when he’s trying to act like HE is the league (see the “I’m the ranking owner” story), and a case of devil you know > devil you don’t; there’s no heir apparent for Goodell and it’s pretty obvious Jerruh…

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

How come Peter King never breaks these stories about the commissioner vs. Jerry Jones, etc?

Complete and shameful exploitation of everyone, everything, and everywhere?