A tie? That’s optimistic. The Bills and Jets are probably going to find some rule loophole where they both enter week two 0-1.

He’s 40 years old. I know it’s taboo and “doubting Brady” to posit that he is mortal and subject to the passage of time, but he’s going to have weeks where his arm just looks washed. Maybe a lot of weeks, maybe only a few. But they will happen.

a Bills-Jets tie would give me such sustenance that i don’t think i’d have to eat for a week.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

“Here’s the thing, I’m a Jets fan.... the Jets could never have another winning season.”

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

Here’s the thing. I’m a Jets fan. Being a Jets fan has been kind of trying over my life, with no real success or superstars to cheer for and really just a height of punching above our weight to get killed in a couple AFC championship games.

Apparently you have never been rich and white while being investigated for a crime.

You can’t stop there, though. The shitburger CONCACAF teams are still better than some of the ass-tastic African and Middle Eastern teams that will make it. So the argument isn’t really whether the US deserves it because Argentina and/or Chile won’t get in, but how fucked up the whole system is.

Moot point really. The greedy fucks at FIFA expanded the field to 48 next time. So our mediocrity will do just fine.

This is dumb moralizing. If they qualify for the tournament, they deserve to make the tournament.

Billy’s articles are edited?

I give it six months til Littlefingers has him poisoned.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

I like to measure how long it takes a writer to describe the air as crisp when discussing the fall. You made it four words.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

if they didnt want to have this article written to coincide with harvey they could have just won more games last year

Wait, that’s what the Coliseum used to look like?!? They ruined it...