Not to break the poignancy of the moment, but...it’s not like they’ve given you a lot of options.....

I mean, I can’t think of many worse fates than being a Bills fan, and the fan submissions seem to reflect that.

But! But... But, damnit, you aren’t wrong.

Actually, taking shots at Alabama, Clemson, and sociology majors just made him at least one friend.

Take a second to think about the economics of that “idea” and get back to us. Salaries of minor league baseball players and an injury rate that is literally ten times higher are good places to start.

Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother? Sure, in terms of population, but Philly is in no position to talk shit about anything to anyone.

I’m a fan of highly improbable hypotheticals as much as the next guy, but a 9-7 Browns team strains all credulity.

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

What was Roi’s 40 time?

Dortmond should have signed Kaepernick.

I feel like Bartolo’s uniform should include suspenders at this point.

Interestingly, I believe Stance has the rights to the official socks (hence the weird circle that appears on all MLB high socks this season: it’s their logo.) Hopefully they’l retain the sock rights and keep things classy.

I very much respect the men traitors who gave lost their homes, their fortunes, their lives and their slaves to put us in this position fighting for an unjust cause in rebellion against the United States of America. Also, I smell my own farts.

I very much respect the men traitors who gave their homes, their fortunes, their lives and their slaves to put us in this position.

The day I become that guy is the day I take a nap in the garage with the engine running.

Proof that in America you can be an awful person but say you believe in god and be respected.

I can only imagine how awful the UA MLB uniforms will be. Majestic unis are a work of understated art, classic and understated.

I’m still pissed that Majestic lost the MLB uniform bid to these losers. Just when it was feeling like a new golden age of MLB unis (bullshit special occasions aside) I predict UA will bring some real trash in the coming years.

Hot take as somebody who went to college in western New York: Labatts is absolute garbage, and has less flavor that Budweiser. I’m sure it’s changed since my time, but Canadian macro lagers got the most inexplicable free pass during my four years up there.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.