If he hasn’t memorized every single time he’s beaten Jim at something (not because he cares but because he knows Jim REALLY cares), then he is the kind of saint it would suck to hang out with.

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

Stop trying to trick me into reading profiles of Jim Nantz, I’m not falling for that for the 48th time.

Economic and resource collapse. We saw it in the UK when Brexit happened. And the UK is already a separate country.

Please take a look at California’s balance sheet and get back to me about how well off they are. They are 443B in debt, and begging for fed for money as it is.. Not to mention the impending water crisis we will have in the 21st century will buckle California to its knees.. also worth mentioning an eventual natural…

Except the majority of their water resources originate in other states and the dams already exist to functionally destroy their agriculture by tomorrow.

The easiest reason is that their primary water sources run through states that wouldn’t secede. If they opted to say fuck the US, the US could easily say fuck California. Their entire agriculture industry is unnatural in the sense that they couldn’t grow things without substantial water resources which they don’t…

I mean, it would be a disaster for California, if it were to leave.

“Only if the cats do not have any anti-capitalist leanings, Dave”

Right? Cripes, if I looked like that, well first of all I’d start seeing a dermatologist regularly and follow their recommendations. But also, I’d drink like a fish because what have I got to lose at that point?

WTF is the point of being teetotal if your face still ends up looking like you drink a fifth a day?

There were plenty of stories about that before the election.

According to CNN, this lawsuit is likely to get Trump’s tax return in discovery. That’s why the big legal guns are onto it (obviously this couple’s case is one the Democrats can use to get him on emoluments; Pitts and Gross couldn’t afford to sue Trump, with no damages yet).

I cannot find any holes in this theory.

If it weren’t for Boston’s cross-sports dominance over the last decade or so, I would proffer the theory the sports gods require blood sacrifice. For the Niners to be the premier team in the NFL, the Giants and Warriors had to be slaughtered on the altar. And for the Giants and Warriors to be good, the Niners had to…

The worst part is that they believe “we don’t know enough” has as much value as a scientist stating a fact they don’t like.

Presidents who attained office at least in part on their reputations as bussinessmen (off the top of my head - am I forgetting any?): Herbert Hoover, George W. Bush, Donald Fucking Trump. These Presidents are not good Presidents.

People wanted a “businessman,” right? This is what businessmen do. But the government isn’t a goddamn business.

Wait, Americans are helping Israel succeed on a world stage? No way.

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach