True. Maybe if the Knicks had moved to White Plains it would be more apt.

49ers remind me of the Knicks so much it’s scary. Both are run by legacy sons born on third base who think they’ve hit a triple. Baalke=Isiah Thomas. Both are insecure arrogant assholes whose one skill was kissing junior’s ass. Both had to leave before the populace arrived with pitchforks.

Tom Ley covers bears, Hamilton Nolan covers communism, Samer covers New England/pro wrestling/beating up teenagers, Margary covers out of the ordinary shits people have taken, Diana covers people getting raped/beaten.

We won’t know what really happened until Diana Moskovitz’s article. 

I say “gif,” like “gift” but minus the t. The g stands for “graphics,” which is not pronounced “jraphics.” I don’t give a rat’s dick what the inventor of the format says; almost literally nothing could be less relevant than that.

Should’ve found an apartment with no A/C.

And isn’t it funny how Trumpers are all about cutting foreign aide but not to Israel? Kind of like how they think all unions should be abolished but not cop or fire unions. It’s almost as if they aren’t ideologically consistent

“Will the mere modifier “unlikely” be enough to earn me angry emails from Blue Jackets fans”

Name one evil person in tech.

...because Silicon Valley people are just as evil as politicians?

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

It blows my mind that someone could turn down $80 million to maybe do better. But good for Encarnacion and thanks Curt Flood and Andy Messersmith. And NFL players, you guys have cities willing to give a single person (hey Jerry, what up?) $1 billion to host a practice field and you can’t come together to get your…

Florida.