‘Kay, but does anyone want to tell me what that brown thing in her mouth is? Or why it looks like she has two tongues?

I’m more interested in wtf is going on in her mouth? What is that brown glob? Gum? Just the underside of her tongue? Ted Cruz’s tonsil stone?

I get that. But girl can't sing:(

If you’re purchasing a Taylor Swift album you should also probably reevaluate some stuff.

I always thought she was human skin wrapped around some kind of reptilian alien invader...

What are they, twelve?