Patty’s best album ever. “Long After Dark”

Your warning- who exactly is “everyone”?

Got paid couple times. Big talk. Limited talent. Lazy. Got paid.

Persons who may have been EXPOSED to Candy Corn should be vigilant for fever (i.e., measure temperature twice daily) or respiratory symptoms for 10 days following exposure.

Perfectly understandable. He wanted to make sure she wasn’t delivering the shit sandwich from Pat’s.

(Dirk Diggler)

Yep. Good call.

That’s fucking awesome!

...and the other guy was kind of a Great Value brand version of the first white guy.

The ongoing questioning of Girardi being axed with the Yankees, after a decade in a professional sports league, makes the continued high spin cycle of college football coaches being fired, after losing a few games, beyond ridiculous.

Raisinets are a chocolate covered conduit to shit out all the previous candy consumption to enable further candy intake. (strategic candy consumption)

16 + 19 = crushed 15

He even had Lisa....what a total asshole!

Counterpoint: Fuck I’m going to get killed for this. Bum rush me now.

Looks like Bridget is going for the revenge bang with Roger Goodell here... 

These conversations are a distant second to the magnitude of stupidity by college football fans replacing head coaches after two losses. Whose next? An unproven assistant head coach? Non-power five HC? Retread HC?

Crockpot. I think it’s almost 100% idiot proof.

Are you in the Oil & Gas business? Because I recognize that off kilter letter “u” in the word true... I think you fired me a few years ago.

I like this dude.

I chose to watch Smoky & The Bandit 2 with, Dom DeLuise, over a Super Bowl rematch. I won the night.