I swear to god he treats the entire presidency like its a summer job at his uncle’s store that he wasn’t actually planning on taking until Mom made him. He hasn’t staffed offices, he didn’t bother to book hotel rooms for major events, and announces “YUP WORKING HARD!” whenever he thinks someone might be looking.

How else would people know you’re working hard?

I always tweet that I’m working hard, while I’m working hard.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

Right haha? Here’s me feeling bad for Sessions getting bullied...

It’s just continual fucking run on sentences or sentence fragments. It’s like there are hamsters in his head pulling parts of sentences from a bag and forming them into what they think is a good sentence.

Sounds about right

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”

A male turtle headbutts the shell of its desired sex partner until she decides either to put out or tell him to go away.

“This will be great if we get it done, and if we don’t get it done, it’s just going to be something that we’re not going to like and that’s OK and I understand that very well,”

“This will be great if we get it done, and if we don’t get it done, it’s just going to be something that we’re not going to like and that’s OK and I understand that very well”

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

There’s complicit by system and then there’s actively enabling the system to survive. If sweatshop labor is behind the majority of essentials, the average person has limited options for reducing their ham, since food and clothing are necessities of life. Ivanka isn’t the average person - she has enough wealth from her…

That’s pretty much the best endorsement anyone could hope for.

“Washington and defend his liberal special interest friends.”

Sen. Murphy is on fire wth this speech! I recommend peeping at the entire excerpt. A bunch of the New England Senators are really acquiring themselves very well under our new world order. The Resistance is strong with them.

Also, Obamacare was “rammed through” in more than a year (about 13 months) with, if I recall correctly, more than 50 hearings, 25 days of debate and acceptance of Republican amendments.