I shared this story on Jezebel before, but it was a long time ago, so might as well tell it again:

Thank you. I was reading this person’s posts and thinking, where’s Judas???? And someone else jumps in with “I knew about her before and I like her but other people just now are hearing about her...” Who TF cares? Are we not allowed to like her? Is it not cool to like her now? Can we not do our own research and decide…

<cranes neck> oh hi!

I just want those stupid boys to kiss already. Buncha gay-baiting nonsense!

Kamala did not come out of nowhere. She was District Attorney of San Francisco for 7 years. Then she was Attorney General of California for the next 6 until she moved to the US Senate this year. She is one of two Senators from the largest State in the country. She does have strong positions on a variety of…

Some of my happiest childhood memories are of playing with rusted out auto parts in an empty field across from my BFFs house. Zero adult supervision, sharp rusty objects, and even, one time, a cache of old playboy magazines that we studied with Talmudic attention. Keep the marsh open.

I bet St. Barnabas is closing soon due to NHS cuts anyways, so problem solved.

Prince Philip will still turn up to Parliament as the Queen’s consort and treat the assembled parliamentarians to his usual basilisk stare.

I don’t think he retired from eerything. He’s related to innumerable organizations and causes in the UK and the Commonwealth, so I think what he retired from was having to show up at meetings as the royal patron of the St. Barnabas Hospital for the Incurably Insane in Shrovington-super-Blackwater and stuff like that.

Apply the electrodes. I shouldn’t laugh but that’s a priceless image.

Meanwhile in the ongoing clusterfuck cascade that is the UK...

Who are you? How are you so damn amazing at all of this?

Do you want to run for President? I’ll give you a bag of gummy bears and let you pet my dog.

In fact, this is like the 3rd time news of a ruling has come out where I’ve thought “Wait, another ruling by another court? I thought this was going to the SC already?”

I dunno when it comes to stuff involving the president and the scope of his authority they kind of have to issue a ruling or concurrence.

Or the Islamic Security and Immigration Statute.

Suck it your circus peanut looking loser!

He did warn us. Why did we not listen! I can’t take any more of this... Winning

This Supreme Court would have to be extra silly to take this up after all of these rulings.

Stop. The winning is just too much.