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They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.

The Russification of America continues apace...

Agreed. Can’t wait to watch the shit outta this and Kumail Nanjiani’s “The Big Sick.”

I mean.....he fired James Comey. Does that count?

When it’s personal no one feels the same. But that’s why rules should be made in advance, dispassionately.

I’m sure throwing her in a concrete box for years and stripping her of her humanity by treating her like an animal will work wonders. Because that’s all we have for her. Then we can all use our shocked face when she gets out and gets in trouble again. I’d call it a justice system, but at times it feel more like a

True, but she’s also a teenager who makes nonsensical decisions with an uncompletely developed brain. I hope she will grow up realizing how cruel and inappropriate her behavior was. In the meantime, she has my compassion like any other kid.

Simple question: Has he ever fired someone for cause who failed to follow a “suggestion”? Has he told people his “suggestions” are to be taken as orders? That’s legal precedent. Like, it could be used in impeachment hearings.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

  • “Apparently, there is nothing to stop you voting if you are drunk – which may well explain the Brexit result.”

after reading the whole article, this is what stumped me the most...the last sentence...like, what the fuck??? 

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

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Evening everyone, Mortem is still playing with his bucket and spade, so it’s time for the UK roundup!

How does that old saying go again?: “The “dead-eyed sociopath” doesn’t fall far from the “dead-eyed sociopath” ..tree?”

O’Pennessey

“For some reason, the issue of an impending flood that will wipe out wicked humankind has become a paramount issue to Noah and his family.” - Mike Pence the Patriarch, circa 2304 BC

This thread is making my life right now, but you, you make me dissolve into giggles. Take my star and hopefully many others.

“For some reason, this issue of mysterious grisly murders has become a paramount issue for the students of Sunnydale High.” - Principal Pence, 1997.

Reading all these replies, and now being referred to as a beautiful bastard (swoon), has made me the happiest I’ve been since the election. Everyone on this thread deserves a raise.