Nobody claimed Texans were smart, more like. How long until wannabe libertarians welcome these miners with arms wide open?

I’m sure their reasoning eventually traces back to “owning the libs” somehow.

The Texas governor invited them there. So did the mayor of Miami yesterday. There is absolutely no economic incentive to having bitcoin miners in town right? Am I missing something? They don’t create jobs. Just run up the price of a fictional currency and eat electricity.

Nobody claimed crypto miners were smart.

I’m deciding on the minor note; how to end on a minor note. Unbreakable ends on a kind of a dip, right? He goes to the dark note, that minor note at the end. The guy you thought was the best friend is the villain….the minor note sticks to you forever.

Sure why not. Our slowly accelerating descent into human extinction continues. I hope the apes have better luck running the planet after we are gone.

I mean, eventually the melting permafrost is going to unleash a nasty virus so yes

So, we’re still all fucked. Got it.

Like Prime day, this article is about 15-20% off and I wish I hadn’t clicked on it.

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

Trump looks like he’s making fake vrooming noises and anticipating a giant crash lmao 

Looking at Trump behind the wheel of the trucks and you just instinctively know “This is a guy who never learned how to drive a car.” He sits behind the wheel like child pretending to drive. Does he think that that’s how you drive; all hunched over, rending the wheel back and forth?

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Or that the world is an incredibly noisy place.

That during the initial invasion, no military in the country decided to try and use sonic cannons against the creatures that have really sensitive hearing?

Probably because it’s called “autopilot”.

“…it caused a driver to careen straight into a Washington state deputy’s vehicle that was parked at the side of the road.”

While Germain is my least favorite writer on this site by a wide margin, I’ll at least defend him by saying it’s possible to have an enjoyable/good movie that you also find flaws in

“THAT’S IT! SHELL IS CANCELLING ‘TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY’!”

“So, in an effort to ‘fix’ the problem, we doubled down on lying to the public, misrepresenting the issues, and redirecting blame. What, you thought we were going to change our business model? Don’t make me laugh. We got filthy rich by not giving a shit. We’re certainly not going to start now.”