This story belongs in the Gawkmodo Narrative Collapse Hall of Fame, alongside Jezebel’s dedication to the debunked Rolling Stone UVA frat rape story, and the Gawker staff trying to out supposed closeted homosexual David Geithner, who was not gay, seemingly on behalf of someone trying to blackmail Geithner, and then…

Ladies and gentlemen of the A.V. Club, who here is thinking of tossing Seth Green into a trash can right now?

Feels like 2 Days in the Valley to me.

Larson is a fantastic actor, and she is excellent in the role. Looking forward to her having more space to expand Captain Marvel, and to drive the rest of the MCU. Feige and the MCU has actually been pretty great at ignoring the trolls and just doing what they think is the right thing, and I pray to god that he saw…

Seriously. I actually liked Solo, but there were certainly problems with it. A different actor playing Han Solo was not one of them.

This all sounds psychotic. As in, I have a brother who displays the same kind of behaviour. He no longer recognizes reality, or the fact that human beings have thier own wants & needs, independant of what he thinks they are.

“We take the GMO out of ‘Glock 9mm.’”

Tig Notaro is waiting by the phone.

He may be boinking those kids on that farm. 

That farm full of guns is being blown out of proportion.  Those guns are being farmed purely for food, it's straight from the farm to your plate, they can't hurt anyone.

This part is super frustrating. Ezra Miller’s really ruining things for the millions of non-binary people who aren’t abusive, psychotic assholes.

Moves are currently being made to salvage it.

I’m just going to come out and say it:

I really don’t understand this marketing campaign for The Flash.

I loved it when it came out. There were some interesting mechanics: for example, Tony Montana would absolutely refuse to shoot any unarmed civilian on the street (supposedly, this was a directive from Al Pacino himself as a condition for his participation). You could point the gun at them, but if you pressed the…

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

this is the first in a series of conversations which ends with them trying to get the colonies back

I can’t say I mind Olivia Colman being in everything, tho

This is a widespread problem, but it always struck me as much less of a problem in British media than elsewhere. When your culture venerates a nonagenarian queen, it tends to have a little less emphasis on whatever the young hotness happens to be.

Agreed. When Frank left, so did I. I like Mike and Joel equally.

Reading through this, it seems like there’s some parallels between the Movie and the Netflix run in terms of a lot of upper interference - “The movies need to be short - cut them below 80 minutes. And they all need to be in color. Squeeze in as many riffs as quickly possible. We need to make it ‘bingeable’ - give next…