Why does everyone seem to be assuming Kojima will be writing and directing the film himself?

No matter how many articles you write (or have ChatGPT produce) she’s still not going to fuck you for the exposure. 

I don’t blame the developers behind this game for it being such a mess

I don’t think there’s any major property that’s more careless with their license than TWD. You’ll see the scammiest mobile game imaginable, and its like, featuring Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead™, and it’s completely legit.

I think, although the article isn’t 100% clear on this, that the “express permission” is a project by project requirement. So, I don’t think that they can pay you once and then put you in a thousand movies for the next 40 years. I’m pretty sure they’ll have to get the permission every time. Unless I’m just assuming…

Barsanti gonna Barsanti. “Why isn’t she doing the exact kind of movies that I want to see her in??!?”

Those who don’t follow Hollywood closely may find the effusive praise surprising.

The joke is on all of us. Depending on Masterson’s Scientology Operating Thetan level, he has powers over space and time and already lives 30 years in the future and free.

DJ Donkey Punch Goes to Jail

maybe minaj is a real life event and conflict

That’s because he’s not smiling. Because he’s pretending to smile. Because he’s a cynical conman and swindler.

I’d also settle for a ghoul or poltergeist. No orbs or banshees!

Dude has the most unsettling and uncomfortable smile I’ve ever seen. He’s like a cryptid. 

The whole concept of a “Ghost Kitchen” is such a scam from the get go.

The ethos is “Oppenheimer will bring clicks but we’re primarily a gaming culture site. What extremely strained metaphor can we use to farm some search engine optimization, since we probably shouldn't just publish a post that says "Oppenheimer" 500 times in a row?"

I had roommates until I was 30. Some people don’t like an empty nest, so I had several friends in my 20s go “Hey, I need a roommate and you need a place to live, let’s just room together and go in on rent to save money”

This really confused me for about forty seconds as I thought you were talking about the body-part “Elliot Page’s Asshole.” 

Wait, so it’s not even the face reveal of the person PORTRAYING the VTuber, but the face of the avatar itself that was revealed? And people went apeshit for it and copied it on fucking TT. Which, by the way, thanks as always for the unskippable embedded TT video in the article.