Admit it, we're bad at this.

We get it, you want the same old people.

I thought they got the hang of it about 10 minutes in. It was still a bit too fast but it was funny and hey, it's the pilot

This is pretty fucking perfect.

Tough week here on Buzzfeed, huh Sean

Enjoy

There is literally a Star Trek episode that you describe

When Del Toro has full creative control he usually makes mediocre movies these days

Dude, stop

what

Welcome to the jungle

Exactly. It just sounds grumpy. And also, by the time they got to stuff like Twilight or whatever, the whole world's already picked its bones. It feels like a middle-aged also-ran.

I love the Mike era best, but I don't think RiffTrax works. It's just too mean, there's no conceit and they take on too obvious, well-worn targets.

I think Oculus proves how talented he is at staging this sort of stuff.

I'm tentatively excited about David Gordon Green and Danny McBride doing Halloween for Carpenter, but I still kind of wish Flanagan had gotten it (he was on the list).

This is fantastic.

happy2help

lol no

I have yet to see it. I think we should both before we weigh in more heavily on this particular topic.

It's a disgusting thing to do morally, which the film would seem to indicate by making it the ploy of the villains. Tackling the issue in a Western film made of an Asian property, IMO, subverts the cultural hot button which American critics have imbued it with by deliberately making it a central aspect of the film's…